The Things I Carry

With apologies to Tim O'Brien.


A Tumi purse, black, with a long, wide strap.
1- ugly lipstick
1- chapstick
8 - pennies (subject of a future entry: Take Pennies!)
9 - business cards I've collected in the previous 2 months
1- voided check made out to Lowe's for $1533.51 for flooring (They wouldn't take it because the phone line to the bank was down and they couldn't verify funds.)
2 - Uniball Vision Elite Blue/Black Bold Gel Pens
1- MaxPerks Card
1- Company Credit Card
1- Saxby's Coffee Club Card
1- 1965 Quarter (no state, just an eagle)
Various deposit receipts
Another Blue/Black Uniball pen
1 - Carousle Lollipop (Cinnamon) - Nope. scratch that one. I've unwrapped it....
2 - more Uniballs
Compact (Fair Ivory)
Kleenex Pocket Pak (Future entry: Spontaneous Tears)
1 - Immodium pill
Rewetting Drops for Contacts
Wallet
Grandson Photos
Hallmark Membership Rewards Card
Port-A-Subs Loyal Customer Rewards Program Card (2 years old - not too loyal)
OnStar Card
Cancelled Check from 22 June 86
1 - Funf Deutsche Mark note (1963)
1 - 2 dollar bill
Checkbook
A ton of cash ($47)
1 - .37 self-sticking stamp (American Flag)
1 - fetish in a leather bag
1 - ziplok baggie with 8 generic Ibuprofen
1 - MontBlanc Pen (Greta Garbo) w/carrying case


Gift Bag w/a Lutron Business Card stapled to the outside
2 - Books
Highlighter
3x5 notecards
Miscellaneous notes and pages I'm reworking
Blank scene worksheets
2 - Uniballs
1 - set of home/office keys
1 - car key
2 - bills to be mailed (no stamps!)
3 - Father's Day cards to be mailed (no stamps!)